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| >consult guide about Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal The Guide checks through its Sub-Etha-Net database and eventually comes up with the following entry: The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is a mind-bogglingly stupid animal. It has almost no capacity for learning from experience and is therefore surprised by virtually everything that happens to it. Here is an example of how stupid it is: it thinks that if you can't see it, it can't see you. Its behavior would be quite endearing if it wasn't spoilt by this one thing: it is the most violently carnivorous creature in the Galaxy. Avoid, avoid, avoid. |
| ~ Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy ~ |
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| If you haven't got all the things you want, be grateful for the things you don't have that you don't want. |
| ~ Anonymous ~ |
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| Anything that contradicts experience and logic should be abandoned. |
| ~ The Path to Tranquility, September 25, 14th Dalai Lama ~ |
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| My heart 's in the Highlands, my heart is not here; My heart 's in the Highlands a-chasing the deer. |
| ~ Robert Burns, My Heart 's in the Highlands. ~ |
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| Good wits jump; a word to the wise is enough. |
| ~ Cervantes, Don Quixote. Part ii. Chap. xxxvii. ~ |
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| … none are as fiercely loyal as dog people. In return, no doubt, for the never-ending loyalty of dogs. |
| ~Linda Shrieves, Orlando Sentinel ~ |
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| It is plain and demonstrable, that much ale is not good for Yankee, and operates differently upon them from what it does upon a Briton; ale must be drank in a fog and a drizzle. |
| ~ Herman Melville (1819–1891), U.S. author. Redburn (1849), ch. 28, The Writings of Herman Melville, vol. 4, eds. Harrison Hayford, Hershel Parker, and G. Thomas Tanselle (1969). ~ |
Common sense isn't.
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